Wind beneath my wings

This Lufthansa flight had an extremely close call when battling strong cross winds during a landing in Hamburg. The left wingtip actually scrapes the runway before the skilled pilots manage to abort the landing. News reports indicated that no one was injured, but many passengers were "badly shaken." Duh.

I laughed so hard I farted a little

This Bud Light commercial was originally developed for SuperBowl XLII, but according to Digg.com it was deemed "too controversial for TV". Thank God for YouTube, so we can see what the ridiculously-conservative FCC doesn't think we should see.