Having a big party or just a small penis?

I can't decide if the guy who buys this is cool or just compensating for something.

From GearCrave: It may not look pretty, but hell– this thing ain’t meant to look pretty. Its meant to rip through ice cubes, mint leaves, liquor and sugar to make the ultimate gas-powered man mohito. This Gas Powered Party Blender uses a 43cc 2-stroke engine, motorcycle handlebars and a solid metal frame to run an 85 oz. stainless steel blender. With just the twist of a wrist, you’re churning up cocktails with the power of a minibike, the growl of a chain saw. Just for fun, you can take your better half’s cutesy little blender and toss that sucker into this one. Will it blend? $275

Don't forget to flush the washer

From GearCrave: This Washup Concept Toilet/Washing Machine is NOT an April Fool’s joke... it’s a concept design entry in the Greener Gadgets Competition ‘08. Sevin Coskun’s combination washing machine and toilet is built to save water by routing the wash water into the toilet tank. Instead of flushing plain water, you use the washing machine’s runoff to wash away your runoff. A strange concept with at least one major design flaw: there’s nothing to stop your Superman briefs from falling right into the toilet if you forget to close the lid. Personally, I can't imagine leaning over the crapper every time I want to bleach my whites. I like the idea of recycling the water, but I think a better implementation of this would be to put the laundry room next to the bathroom, and pipe the washer water to a regular toilet.

I want this monster under my bed

Lazy days in bed will never be the same.